Wednesday, April 25, 2012

Five MORE Signs You Might Have it Bad for Christian Grey


It seems when it comes to Christian Grey, many of us are insatiable.

Last week’s post “Five Signs You Might Have it Bad for Christian Grey” was an enormous hit thanks to the legions of readers who are #GREYsessed! But there was one problem many of my followers were quick to point out: Five is not enough. Not when it comes to Christian Grey at least.

@ChristianTGrey

And who can blame them really? Who wouldn’t want more of a hot billionaire CEO who hardly ever works and wants nothing more than to love and protect you? (Actually, he does want “more”- quite a bit more in fact - but that topic could fill an entire blog all on its own.) But he also wants to buy you cars, fill your closet with designer clothes, and fly you around the world in his private jet. I mean really, how many guys would insist you gorge at every meal and yet still think you have a great ass?


So without further ado, I give you five MORE signs you might have it bad for Christian Grey:

1. During a recent trip to Home Depot you feel your cheeks blush when the man in the orange apron tells you the light bulbs are in aisle 3...just past the cable ties.
2. You leap from your chair to perform a happy dance when you find out you’re going to a cocktail party/book event for EL James, but then are slightly disappointed when you remember Christian won’t actually be there.
3. As you outline your next novel you find yourself racking your brain for ways to have your main characters end up in an elevator (wait, that might just be me).
4. Driving past the local Audi dealership you actually consider stopping into the showroom to check out an R8 – hmm...white I think, and maybe a convertible. Yes, definitely a convertible – but then remember you have a car full of nine year olds who need to get to soccer practice.
5. Following @ChristianTGrey makes you feel like Meg Ryan in “When Harry Met Sally” because bantering with him on Twitter always makes you…giggle.

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21 comments:

  1. hahahah These go right over my head! But I'm pretty sure you qualify as Greysessed! ;)

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  2. When he tweets back and dances with you because you are terrified and in need of calming. Yes, I would say definitely #Greysessed. :)

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  3. Ha! I love all the 50 Shades posts! This is great.

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  4. I received a comment on twitter yesterday regarding this post that I would like to share. It is from E.L. James, author of the "Shades of Grey" trilogy:

    ‏@E_L_James : @AnnMarie_Walker That made me laugh. Thank you. x

    No, thank you Ms. James...that made my day!

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  5. I used a gray tie and some 50 references in the short film I shot this weekend!!

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  6. I love Christian. Enough said. ;) and you are just wonderful

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  7. You were totally right that 5 were not enough..in fact, I can think of 50 signs right off the top of my head. I have now begun speaking in Christian quotes, and have been spending my days in my own private ivory tower(in my head), only coming down on the occasional elevator ride laced with sexual undertones ;) I pray James finishes the bit she's shared with us from Christian's point of view, it's would be a bonus wish from aladdin's lamp!

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  8. Ok, I've got to know, who is this guy in the picture as Christian Grey???? He is very very good looking!! I keep seeing his face all over the internet, almost as much as Ian Somerhalder for Christian Grey but can't seem to find out who he is. Can someone get back to me via Twitter @JerseyJen4Ever just in case I don't get back here to check! THANKS!!

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    1. I too wondered who that was, Very good looking Man indeed.

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    2. That's Jessie Pavelka:)

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    3. That is indeed Jessie Pavelka!!!!

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    4. Jessie Pavelka is a perfect 50!!! Come join us at https://www.facebook.com/#!/ChristianGreyFansForJessie

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    5. Jessie Pavelka... the only man fit to play Christian Grey!!

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  9. Great Blog and a very enjoyable read!!! But I can count at least 10 signs ;-) Love your blog Ann Marie. Keep up the Awesome Work ;-)

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  10. Oh my god the book was amazing now waiting for delivery of the next two. So many comments are brilliant, what an effect #50shades is having in so many different positive ways :))))))

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  11. Love This! I can relate to all of them.... except the "outline your next novel...", but I am inserting elevators into everyday fantasies so close enough lol. Love your blogs! Thank You!

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  12. Cable ties and elevators....hmmmmm. Everything makes me think of Christian!!

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  13. OMG! So true...Good point well made, as usual Ms Walker ;p

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  14. LOL...Good point well made, as usual Mrs. Walker ;)

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  15. Hahaah so true! Always enjoy your blog:)

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  16. seems i have it reaaalllyyyy bad for Mr. Grey!!!!!

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